Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

"These boys are certainly a competitive bunch when it comes to any sport - including table tennis, it seems. Never mind, Cesar, your time will come."

(Source: chelskiblues)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via introverted-edgewalker)

Keira Knightley photographed by Karen Collins for Glamour Mag UK November 2014 issue

(Source: fuckyeahkeira, via thefuturwillbebetter)

How the other half lives

shitmystudentswrite:

In the country of Africa and other poor countries in the world they do not really have houses.  As my mother would say, that is how the other half lives.

Where’s the other half of her brain?

campaignsick:

This, as I believe the kids say, is everything.